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Nice. It is the most important meal of the day...allegedly.
ReplyDeleteI usually eat coffee.
I might have to try some mints...for a refreshing change of pace
Coffee---good choice. Yes, you can see from the dramatization how refreshing they are!
ReplyDeletehahahahahah!!! You poor thang!
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