It's Kansas Day
January 29th is Kansas Day. Here is a picture of why I love Kansas so much. Am I talkin…
It's A Sad Sad Day
I didn't want to believe the news I read this morning, that our pitcher Yordano Ventura had…
Guess Whose Contract Just Got Extended to 2021!
Duffy Bear! He's not going anywhere. At least for the next five years. Duff…
I Had A Dream...About a King, Two Princes, and a Duke
In this dream, I went to heaven. It was cloudy. Clouds on the ground, even. I started walking a…
A Gnarly Mess of Spent Pods...
...Is what you're left with when you make a big pot of masala chai. B…
Greetings, Ice Man
Welcome. I for one welcome and embrace our new Ice Overlord. I submit completely to your ru…
Just Rinse It For Crying Out Loud!
Posted this sign on the kitchen cupboard over the winter break. Two daughters home all day, mak…
Okay Duff-Man, You're It.
Pitcher Danny Duffy won my heart some time back with his bear suit, but he was vying for the to…
They Traded Dyson!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't even. (Sobbing, blubbering, sniffling...sobs coming so fast can't catc…
The Problem with Snow Nights...
... Is they deprive us of Snow Days. It's all in the timing. A good snow needs …
2017 has me like....
So much for reflection and burning candles and shit. I'm having trouble adjusting to the ne…
New Year's Day -- Almost My Last Day on Earth, Maybe
What a way to start a new year. Talk about taking stock of your life.....while out in my Civic …
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Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Winter Beer Report - What I'm Drinkin'
Best beer for these dark, frigid nights (and days!) is Northern Lights IPA from Free State Brewery, based in Lawrence, …
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day
You know, several years ago, I was in New York City autographing the first book that I had written. And while sitting t…
Drew Carey Finds Secret To Life On Price Is Right
When Drew Carey was interviewed on the Tavis Smiley show on PBS, he shared surprising revelations gleaned from his host…
Mystery Stone
I enountered this large-ass stone sitting in a weird place. (Another anomaly found on one of my morning walks, like the…
I Embrace Lard
Yes, this is a jar full of lard. Honest-to-goodness lard, from a farm. In this winter of my discontent, I am going with…
Griping About the Cold
I know it's not even February yet but I feel entitled to bitch about this bitch-ass cold. We've had day after d…
