Burl Ives Christmas Tunes Spark Twitter War

It's Christmas Eve but the Christmas spirit has turned to rancor in the Twittersphere, fueled by a long-standing feud between the warring factions of two Burl-interest organizations. The president of the anti-Burl group Burl Ives My Ass Coalition, or BIMAC, fired off the first shot, tweeting his disgruntlement with the fact that Burl was figuring heavily in the rotation on a local radio station's  Christmas playlist. The spokesperson for the pro-Burl fan club, Burl's Legacy is Treasured, Honored and Enduring (BLITHE), wasted no time in firing back and within seconds @LuvmesumBurrl and @Burlsuxx4evr were throwing down in an all-out battle of the Tweets.

Below is an excerpt:

@Burlsuxx4evr

What dbag at 101. 5 KRUD has been playn Burl Ives day& nite? Makin me sick. #NightmareBeforeXmas     

@LuvmesumBurrl

Hey @Burlsuxx4evr  Dont be hatin. Its xmas eve 4 chrissakes. Have a HOLLY JOLLY Christmas.  

@Burlsuxx4evr

 Go f**kinhollyjolly yourself. Listenin to Burl makes me hurl. 

 @LuvmesumBurrl

Too bad. Every1 luvs Burl but u.  #BigBurlyLove 

@Burlsuxx4evr

 Ha. U crazy if u think any1 but Blithe pansies want2 hear ur bloated turd sing. BIMAC will boycott KRUD 4rill if they keep playin Burl. NJ.   

 @LuvmesumBurrl  

 Good luck with that. BIMAC got like 5 members.  #patheticlittleclub 

@Burlsuxx4evr 

 RU joking? We are legion. We can shut Burl down faster than you can say Burl is a fat bastard. #Burlisafatbastard

@LuvmesumBurrl

Laughing so hard rt now. #urfullofshit

@Burlsuxx4evr 

 We'll see who's laughing when Burl goes off the radio. #NoMoreHollyJolly

@LuvmesumBurrl

No chance. Burl is bigger than u are. BIMAC my ASS. LOL

@Burlsuxx4evr 

  B.L.I.T. H. E - Burl's legacy is trashed hated and excreted. ROTFLMAO.

@LuvmesumBurrl

Speaking of excrement BIMAC sounds like the name of a laxative.   

 @Burlsuxx4evr 

Yawn. That the best u got?  #Boredwiththis

@LuvmesumBurrl

Whatev. Its xmas eve n I dont want to spend any more of it on ur shiz.

@Burlsuxx4evr 

Good thing cuz Ima block ur ass from my feed. 

 @LuvmesumBurrl

Already beat u 2 it. SCREW U BIMAC. Long live Burl! #lastword