Laying in some Monk for the storm
Food is flying off the shelves. People are "panic buying" bread and milk in anticipation…
I can't open my wine bottle!
What kind of frickin' wine cap is this? It's not a cork. It's not a screw cap. It is…
How come their street got plowed and ours didn't?
This is reminiscent of the winter of 2011, when I wrote a tongue-in-cheek gripe about the plows f…
Simone's Rules for Snow Days
We're up to our arses in snow and there's more on the way! I love the freedom of no schoo…
Jazz and Classical fight like mad dogs at Helzberg Hall
This past Saturday was my first concert at Helzberg Hall in the Kauffman Center. I discovered th…
Give me whiskey
On Friday I drove to Cutter's Smokehouse in Eudora to eat some french fries but mostly to s…
Happy Valentine's Day!
I was crazy about Engelbert Humperdink when I was a first grader, and I owned this record albu…
Why can't every day be Mardi Gras?
I went. I danced. And danced. And danced. It was a terrific party! First, the parade rolled up…
Fatuous Tuesday
Mardi Gras in the midwest is so tough. This is the one time of year when I get to let my inner fr…
Someone else tried to cover up their car window with a yellow trash bag!
I was driving down a residential street when I saw a car parked along the curb with a big, yellow …
It's National Read On A Furnace Vent Day
It's actually National Read in a Bathtub Day, but that's no less absurd, and I prefer fur…
Today my pancake sang for me.
When I pressed down on it with my spatula, the steam released made a low, sustained "ooooooo…
I still have license to wear my big coat
It's still February, so let's not get carried away. Just because we're out of …
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Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Just like that winter is turning to spring and in Kansas that means one thing -- let the tornado drills begin! Kansas i…
My Favorite Type of Storm
Long live the brainstorm! I say this on behalf of cerebrums everywhere, while we're still allowed to have independ…
Polar Vortex Cometh
C'est ici--another polar vortex. The arctic chill deepens in this endless winter. I look out and I see only gray.…
Random Acts Of Canineness
Galloping horses couldn't have surprised us more. In one wooosh the canine had bounded across the room and ONTO THE…
Is It Time To Get Started On Those Collateral Vessels?
Everyone knows that the heart is a muscle. But who wants to dwell on it? I am well aware that my heart --progenitor and…
