Laying in some Monk for the storm
Food is flying off the shelves. People are "panic buying" bread and milk in anticipation…
I can't open my wine bottle!
What kind of frickin' wine cap is this? It's not a cork. It's not a screw cap. It is…
How come their street got plowed and ours didn't?
This is reminiscent of the winter of 2011, when I wrote a tongue-in-cheek gripe about the plows f…
Simone's Rules for Snow Days
We're up to our arses in snow and there's more on the way! I love the freedom of no schoo…
Jazz and Classical fight like mad dogs at Helzberg Hall
This past Saturday was my first concert at Helzberg Hall in the Kauffman Center. I discovered th…
Give me whiskey
On Friday I drove to Cutter's Smokehouse in Eudora to eat some french fries but mostly to s…
Happy Valentine's Day!
I was crazy about Engelbert Humperdink when I was a first grader, and I owned this record albu…
Why can't every day be Mardi Gras?
I went. I danced. And danced. And danced. It was a terrific party! First, the parade rolled up…
Fatuous Tuesday
Mardi Gras in the midwest is so tough. This is the one time of year when I get to let my inner fr…
Someone else tried to cover up their car window with a yellow trash bag!
I was driving down a residential street when I saw a car parked along the curb with a big, yellow …
It's National Read On A Furnace Vent Day
It's actually National Read in a Bathtub Day, but that's no less absurd, and I prefer fur…
Today my pancake sang for me.
When I pressed down on it with my spatula, the steam released made a low, sustained "ooooooo…
I still have license to wear my big coat
It's still February, so let's not get carried away. Just because we're out of …
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Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Or as the winos would say, "Come Over October."Come Over October is a so-called movement wherein you're s…
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Stellar Fellars
Take this press conference of NASA space nerds talking to the public about 3I Atlas and inject it into my veins. The p…
Halloween Trick From Aunt Myrtle
I need to get on with my jack-o-lantern carving. Just one week before Halloween. I've always found digging out the…
Chick-O-Stick
This is still on an egg theme, but today the chicks in Mrs. Galloway's 4th grade class are hatching. My daughter t…
Sunday UnFunnies
Here's your Sunday supplement-- excerpts from an article in the Financial Times that gives an interesting analysis …
