The Biologists Have Arrived
The great extrapolator has drawn up the map That which you deny You bring into existence Those endl…
Plight of the Moderately Gifted
…simply moderate giftedness has been made worthless by the printing press and radio and television…
Bold Dizzy Joy of Childhood Playthings
Dorit, Bronze, Double Ring and Couch by Franz West Ypsilon by Franz West Laube, Meeting Point 3, …
Hello Lemon
Hello lemon This wide life opens Tingles like money The smell of heaven Clean with hope Always Beg…
Riki Tiki Tavi - Mongoose Is Gone
Everybody who read the Jungle Book knows that Riki Tiki Tavi's a mongoose who kills snakes When…
A Chilling Message From The Tupperware Liberation Front
The ladies are melting down their ore, melting down their ore Before the big Tupperware meet tonigh…
When You Die, Can You Marry the Beatles?
Of Course! So a ten-year old girl was told, when she gave a fortune-telling toy a spin. Who says ou…
Oh Happy Meat! Oh Happy Soul!
From the novel, "Bluebeard," by Kurt Vonnegut: If I watch two people talking on a street …
When Seasons Go Bad
When Seasons Go Bad The June bugs are in bloom the heat a red-cheeked stranger panting at my side t…
To Hell With The Bluebird
"I don't think there is happiness. I think that is something cheap and plastic that they s…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Sunday UnFunnies
Here's your Sunday supplement-- excerpts from an article in the Financial Times that gives an interesting analysis …
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day
You know, several years ago, I was in New York City autographing the first book that I had written. And while sitting t…
So Many Eggs
The after effect of Easter is to suddenly have more boiled eggs on hand than anyone cares to eat. My fridge is crammed …
A Magnet Is Born
Magnets are magical little objects but I had no idea making them was so badass. The messy and dangerous process in this…
Winter Beer Report - What I'm Drinkin'
Best beer for these dark, frigid nights (and days!) is Northern Lights IPA from Free State Brewery, based in Lawrence, …
Leaving on a midnight train
A week or so ago I was driving on a Saturday and this song came on the radio. And the next thing I knew I was gesticul…
