The Biologists Have Arrived
The great extrapolator has drawn up the map That which you deny You bring into existence Those endl…
Plight of the Moderately Gifted
…simply moderate giftedness has been made worthless by the printing press and radio and television…
Bold Dizzy Joy of Childhood Playthings
Dorit, Bronze, Double Ring and Couch by Franz West Ypsilon by Franz West Laube, Meeting Point 3, …
Hello Lemon
Hello lemon This wide life opens Tingles like money The smell of heaven Clean with hope Always Beg…
Riki Tiki Tavi - Mongoose Is Gone
Everybody who read the Jungle Book knows that Riki Tiki Tavi's a mongoose who kills snakes When…
A Chilling Message From The Tupperware Liberation Front
The ladies are melting down their ore, melting down their ore Before the big Tupperware meet tonigh…
When You Die, Can You Marry the Beatles?
Of Course! So a ten-year old girl was told, when she gave a fortune-telling toy a spin. Who says ou…
Oh Happy Meat! Oh Happy Soul!
From the novel, "Bluebeard," by Kurt Vonnegut: If I watch two people talking on a street …
When Seasons Go Bad
When Seasons Go Bad The June bugs are in bloom the heat a red-cheeked stranger panting at my side t…
To Hell With The Bluebird
"I don't think there is happiness. I think that is something cheap and plastic that they s…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Just like that winter is turning to spring and in Kansas that means one thing -- let the tornado drills begin! Kansas i…
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Long live the brainstorm! I say this on behalf of cerebrums everywhere, while we're still allowed to have independ…
Polar Vortex Cometh
C'est ici--another polar vortex. The arctic chill deepens in this endless winter. I look out and I see only gray.…
Random Acts Of Canineness
Galloping horses couldn't have surprised us more. In one wooosh the canine had bounded across the room and ONTO THE…
Is It Time To Get Started On Those Collateral Vessels?
Everyone knows that the heart is a muscle. But who wants to dwell on it? I am well aware that my heart --progenitor and…
