No Jellybeans On Easter. Simone Sunday, April 24, 2011 I couldn't find our Easter baskets. They're either in the garage, buried under a pile of bo… Read more
More Bass Sax Simone Friday, April 22, 2011 Sunday night at the Record Bar. That dark little gem in Westport, with the sign above the door that… Read more
Bright Objects Hypnotize the Mind Simone Wednesday, April 20, 2011 I did not know that April the 14th was National Poem in Your Pocket Day. I did know that April w… Read more
This Is All I Want To Know Simone Friday, April 15, 2011 There once was a screenwriter in Hollywood named Vincent Lawrence who worked on lots of movies with… Read more
Wunnerful, Wunnerful Simone Wednesday, April 13, 2011 Oh god, this made me laugh until I almost cried. Here "Gail and Dale", the perky, steam… Read more
Magic Potion Hair Dye Simone Tuesday, April 12, 2011 You know, I've colored my hair before, people! There was another time when it turned out very v… Read more
Bulky. Trashy. Simone Friday, April 01, 2011 Cheri and I were out for our evening walk and began to get the sense that something was up in the n… Read more
A Magnet Is Born Magnets are magical little objects but I had no idea making them was so badass. The messy and dangerous process in this… Keep reading
Meet the Shaggs! The Shaggs were three New Hampshire sisters who were forced by their father to form a band in the mid-sixties. They h… Keep reading
Sideburns To hair is human. A "Simone Beyond" production. Music is a sample of Gary Numan's "Down in the Par… Keep reading
Embracing the pumpkin Every day I get asked by the many people (in my head) who are dying to know--what am I waiting for? When am I going to… Keep reading
Sunday UnFunnies Here's your Sunday supplement-- excerpts from an article in the Financial Times that gives an interesting analysis … Keep reading
Tornado Drill! Just like that winter is turning to spring and in Kansas that means one thing -- let the tornado drills begin! Kansas i… Keep reading