No Jellybeans On Easter. Simone Sunday, April 24, 2011 I couldn't find our Easter baskets. They're either in the garage, buried under a pile of bo… Read more
More Bass Sax Simone Friday, April 22, 2011 Sunday night at the Record Bar. That dark little gem in Westport, with the sign above the door that… Read more
Bright Objects Hypnotize the Mind Simone Wednesday, April 20, 2011 I did not know that April the 14th was National Poem in Your Pocket Day. I did know that April w… Read more
This Is All I Want To Know Simone Friday, April 15, 2011 There once was a screenwriter in Hollywood named Vincent Lawrence who worked on lots of movies with… Read more
Wunnerful, Wunnerful Simone Wednesday, April 13, 2011 Oh god, this made me laugh until I almost cried. Here "Gail and Dale", the perky, steam… Read more
Magic Potion Hair Dye Simone Tuesday, April 12, 2011 You know, I've colored my hair before, people! There was another time when it turned out very v… Read more
Bulky. Trashy. Simone Friday, April 01, 2011 Cheri and I were out for our evening walk and began to get the sense that something was up in the n… Read more
Winter Beer Report - What I'm Drinkin' Best beer for these dark, frigid nights (and days!) is Northern Lights IPA from Free State Brewery, based in Lawrence, … Keep reading
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day You know, several years ago, I was in New York City autographing the first book that I had written. And while sitting t… Keep reading
Drew Carey Finds Secret To Life On Price Is Right When Drew Carey was interviewed on the Tavis Smiley show on PBS, he shared surprising revelations gleaned from his host… Keep reading
Mystery Stone I enountered this large-ass stone sitting in a weird place. (Another anomaly found on one of my morning walks, like the… Keep reading
I Embrace Lard Yes, this is a jar full of lard. Honest-to-goodness lard, from a farm. In this winter of my discontent, I am going with… Keep reading
Griping About the Cold I know it's not even February yet but I feel entitled to bitch about this bitch-ass cold. We've had day after d… Keep reading