Hallo-Weenies
This year for Halloween I wanted to be Endora from Bewitched. I love those loud 60's gowns she …
A Fox Upon Thee
Annabelle needed her fox costume ready in time for school today, so this is the blueprint I took w…
Sucked Into A Swirling Vortex
On Sunday I got caught in a swirling vortex. Saturday was cool, though. On Saturday the autumn colo…
Cover Me With Leaves Music
The leaves have turned and so it's time for the Smiths. The Smiths sound like autumn. Each song…
Stroud Belly
Not a proud belly. But a loud belly. Not a cowed belly. But a well-endowed belly. Not a veiled-in-…
Tis Folly To Dance This Dance!
I have been dancing with the devil of late. I have been drinking liberal amounts of coffee at wor…
The Day Of All Days
Today is my birthday, the day of all days. I started the day off by killing a brown recluse spider.…
Oktoberfesty
It's Saturday night at my mom's, and you know what that means. Time for the Big Joe Polka S…
Adventures of the Good Lil' Consumer
Once in a while someone in our house eats an ice cream cone, and down comes the ice cream cone box …
October Cometh!
I welcome and embrace the month of October. It is my month of increasing power. It is the golden ti…
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Winter Beer Report - What I'm Drinkin'
Best beer for these dark, frigid nights (and days!) is Northern Lights IPA from Free State Brewery, based in Lawrence, …
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day
You know, several years ago, I was in New York City autographing the first book that I had written. And while sitting t…
Drew Carey Finds Secret To Life On Price Is Right
When Drew Carey was interviewed on the Tavis Smiley show on PBS, he shared surprising revelations gleaned from his host…
Mystery Stone
I enountered this large-ass stone sitting in a weird place. (Another anomaly found on one of my morning walks, like the…
I Embrace Lard
Yes, this is a jar full of lard. Honest-to-goodness lard, from a farm. In this winter of my discontent, I am going with…
Griping About the Cold
I know it's not even February yet but I feel entitled to bitch about this bitch-ass cold. We've had day after d…
