"I Think A Seahorse Barfed Up His Organs In Our Bathtub"
Annabelle wrote these words on a piece of paper and handed it to me while I was on the phone. I had…
Crown of Creation
Trippin' down memory lane. I have to pay tribute to this album --I used to listen to it all the…
What A Day!
Jubilant. Moved. Can't keep my mascara on. Impossible to work. Can't put it into words. Wi…
Rap For MLK Day
It’s Monday morning And I’m still a snoozin Didn’t set the alarm Now daylight I’m losin I’m sleepin…
Am I Becoming One Of Them?
I'm beginning to worry about me lately. My resistance to the whole librarian thing is breaking…
What Winter Has Reduced Me To
Wow I can't believe how good the bowl of tomato soup I just had was! It was so good I can't…
These Crows Make Me Happy
Omigod, I found the crows, the "counting crows" from Sesame Street. About ten years ago, …
Art Jumping
This man is jumping in an art museum. There is an entire blog devoted to people jumping in art mus…
The Upper Right-Hand Position of January 2009
What's that fishman pouring into the clouds? I hope it's not more "wintry mix". …
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Tornado Drill!
Just like that winter is turning to spring and in Kansas that means one thing -- let the tornado drills begin! Kansas i…
My Favorite Type of Storm
Long live the brainstorm! I say this on behalf of cerebrums everywhere, while we're still allowed to have independ…
Polar Vortex Cometh
C'est ici--another polar vortex. The arctic chill deepens in this endless winter. I look out and I see only gray.…
Random Acts Of Canineness
Galloping horses couldn't have surprised us more. In one wooosh the canine had bounded across the room and ONTO THE…
Is It Time To Get Started On Those Collateral Vessels?
Everyone knows that the heart is a muscle. But who wants to dwell on it? I am well aware that my heart --progenitor and…
