"I Think A Seahorse Barfed Up His Organs In Our Bathtub"
Annabelle wrote these words on a piece of paper and handed it to me while I was on the phone. I had…
Crown of Creation
Trippin' down memory lane. I have to pay tribute to this album --I used to listen to it all the…
What A Day!
Jubilant. Moved. Can't keep my mascara on. Impossible to work. Can't put it into words. Wi…
Rap For MLK Day
It’s Monday morning And I’m still a snoozin Didn’t set the alarm Now daylight I’m losin I’m sleepin…
Am I Becoming One Of Them?
I'm beginning to worry about me lately. My resistance to the whole librarian thing is breaking…
What Winter Has Reduced Me To
Wow I can't believe how good the bowl of tomato soup I just had was! It was so good I can't…
These Crows Make Me Happy
Omigod, I found the crows, the "counting crows" from Sesame Street. About ten years ago, …
Art Jumping
This man is jumping in an art museum. There is an entire blog devoted to people jumping in art mus…
The Upper Right-Hand Position of January 2009
What's that fishman pouring into the clouds? I hope it's not more "wintry mix". …
About me
Hi I'm Simone, my nickname is Mony and I create Monybaloney -- cartoons, videos, ramblings, etc...made from mechanically separated suspect meats. Welcome to my blog, where pandeMONYum ensues!
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Winter Beer Report - What I'm Drinkin'
Best beer for these dark, frigid nights (and days!) is Northern Lights IPA from Free State Brewery, based in Lawrence, …
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day
You know, several years ago, I was in New York City autographing the first book that I had written. And while sitting t…
Drew Carey Finds Secret To Life On Price Is Right
When Drew Carey was interviewed on the Tavis Smiley show on PBS, he shared surprising revelations gleaned from his host…
Mystery Stone
I enountered this large-ass stone sitting in a weird place. (Another anomaly found on one of my morning walks, like the…
I Embrace Lard
Yes, this is a jar full of lard. Honest-to-goodness lard, from a farm. In this winter of my discontent, I am going with…
Griping About the Cold
I know it's not even February yet but I feel entitled to bitch about this bitch-ass cold. We've had day after d…
