I gotta say I’m having a problem with the title of the new book out by Scott McClellan, the former press secretary of President Bush.
What Happened? A multimillion dollar book deal about a major presidential scandal--a book that reveals the propoganda campaign that sent the US to war and describes McClellan's role in disseminating false information and What Happened is the best the folks at Public Affairs publishing could come up with? This plaintive and yawn-inducing snoozer of a name?
Looks like it's up to me to propose some alternative titles for Scott McClellan's book. After all the American public has been through, it's the least I can do. And so, in keeping with my patriotic duty, I give you the following:
Alternate Titles for Scott McClellan's Book:
A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Audacity of Audacity
Incurious George
Lacking President
The Purpose-Driven Lie
FOX and the Hounds of Hell
The Gripes of Wrath
Whaddya know, Al Franken, Even More Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
The Soundbite and the Fury
Eat. Prey. Lie
“I’m Just Sayin’”
Escape From Crony Island
Spillin’ It
Weapons of Mass Deception
Inside the Fright House
Asses of Evil
Bush is a Soul-sucking Skank
The Audacity of Audacity
Incurious George
Lacking President
The Purpose-Driven Lie
FOX and the Hounds of Hell
The Gripes of Wrath
Whaddya know, Al Franken, Even More Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
The Soundbite and the Fury
Eat. Prey. Lie
“I’m Just Sayin’”
Escape From Crony Island
Spillin’ It
Weapons of Mass Deception
Inside the Fright House
Asses of Evil
Bush is a Soul-sucking Skank
By asking this question he's taking the onus off of himself and putting it....where? I know where it should be put. I'm sorry you had to read this book. Love the alternate titles--total Simone style. More like, Wha Hahppened?
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