Thursday, May 29, 2008

Makes Me Wanna SCARF!


Well, I have to say I can rest easy now that Dunkin Donuts has pulled their shocking ad wherein Rachel Ray so jauntily wears that Scarf of Hate. I feel safer now, don’t you?

Those of us who are truly Americans could see right off that that scarf had Jihad written all over it. Just look at the unholy fabric it’s made of, note the terrorist fringe. Listen—they don’t call it “terrorist fringe” for nothing!! Every little strand of that scarf conjures up blowing desert sands and fairly screams “death to the infidels!”

Notice the way Rachel has the scarf wrapped keffiyeh-style around her neck so that it hangs limply about her breasts, a provocative call for appeasement to Islamic aggressors.

As Michele Malkin spewed, this tasteless display is nothing less than the “mainstreaming of violence”. We Americans must be ever vigilant against anything with terrorist ties, I mean scarves. But ties, scarves, handkerchiefs, you name it—any accessory this subversive has no place in the U.S. of A.

May the fabrics of all terrorists and terrorist-sympathizers and those we mistake for terrorist-sympathizers due to our overwhelming ignorance and narrow-mindedness be rent with the saliva of a thousand camels before they mess with the fabric of our society!

1 comment:

  1. What?! What Happened? This is freakin' hilarious and very scary if this is true! This is awesome--Sim Sim is baaaaaaaaaaaack!

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