The Biologists Have Arrived
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Plight of the Moderately Gifted
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Hello Lemon
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Everybody who read the Jungle Book knows that Riki Tiki Tavi's a mongoose who kills snakes When…
A Chilling Message From The Tupperware Liberation Front
The ladies are melting down their ore, melting down their ore Before the big Tupperware meet tonigh…
When You Die, Can You Marry the Beatles?
Of Course! So a ten-year old girl was told, when she gave a fortune-telling toy a spin. Who says ou…
Oh Happy Meat! Oh Happy Soul!
From the novel, "Bluebeard," by Kurt Vonnegut: If I watch two people talking on a street …
When Seasons Go Bad
When Seasons Go Bad The June bugs are in bloom the heat a red-cheeked stranger panting at my side t…
To Hell With The Bluebird
"I don't think there is happiness. I think that is something cheap and plastic that they s…
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It's Coming! Maybe headed your way. Who the huck knows??!A spacecraft launched by the Soviets that failed to reach …
This Juicer Is Lit
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Recapping A Little Bit Of Christmas 2011
Our Christmas tree is still up, and some of the Christmas crap we have acquired still isn't put away (by crap I don…
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